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Bernie, no.

Bernie, no.
I’m trying my best, madre.
I’m trying my best, madre.
It’s for sure aliens.
It’s for sure aliens.
The trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel…
The trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel…
Roger, you ignorant slut…
Roger, you ignorant slut…
different strokes, etc.
different strokes, etc.
And I took that personally.
And I took that personally.
From the foothills of Nix Olympica…
From the foothills of Nix Olympica…
Airlines hate service horsies…
Airlines hate service horsies…
The British have assimilated nicely, you knob!
The British have assimilated nicely, you knob!
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
Best I can do is fifty bucks and a slice of za…
Best I can do is fifty bucks and a slice of za…
Isabelle, professional burg[er]lar
Isabelle, professional burg[er]lar
Anti-catholic iced cream tastes better, IMO.
Anti-catholic iced cream tastes better, IMO.
Do it for the dough.
Do it for the dough.
Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!
Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!
justice+served
justice served
35+seasons+in+love+and+still+going+strong
35 seasons in love and still going strong
delete+comic+sans+from+the+system
delete comic sans from the system
there+is+no+escape.+Only+zuul
there is no escape. Only zuul
Join the conversation
The+Seven+words+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+say+on+the+BBC
The Seven words you can’t say on the BBC
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
This+kid+has+a+bright+future+in+politics
This kid has a bright future in politics
Needs+more+salt
Needs more salt
Calmly+plotting+your+demise
Calmly plotting your demise
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+buy+a+vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
He+became+his+legacy.+Literally
He became his legacy. Literally

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