This man is responsible for ensuring the safety and integrity of the US nuclear warhead arsenal…

This man is responsible for ensuring the safety and integrity of the US nuclear warhead arsenal...

They had me in the first half…

They had me in the first half…

Grans whom ride the whip with strangers.

Grans whom ride the whip with strangers.

My precious…

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

Social distancing level 439932.

Social distancing level 439932.

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

Seems the first amendment may have been reprioritized…

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Words

The swords have names.

The swords have names.

T-shirts with little strawberries on them are so in this year.

T-shirts with little strawberries on them are so in this year.

Yeah OK you got me.

Yeah OK you got me.

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

Alain Robert was more goat than man, arguably.

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

I bet you never knew that Cassowary eggs are green.

You might wonder what your tax dollars are used for…

You might wonder what your tax dollars are used for…