A mother protec.

every color means go to a cyclist

you’re*

inflatable baby prison

the insurance mafia

all the other mugs are just decoration mugs

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

only the coolest kids wore these jeans

this gives me goosebumps

reason #1 is pretty obvious

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

if you see this in the woods you’re not making it back to your car

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

google ain’t no snitch

the power rangers have very patient villains