Is it me you’re lookin’ for?
…I love you.
Keeping track of your kids level: Asian.
Jimmy Kimmel presents the iPhone 5.
I don’t like birthdays anymore…
I wish I was a morning person.
Push a hipster down the stairs…
Winnie was having a bad day.
How wealthy people laugh.
Do you want my leftover bacon?
I’m not Harry Potter!
How I feel about kids today.
Life Lessons from Disney.
What women see vs. what men see.
Yes, I went to the Dark Side…