smirk

*smirk*

spitting venom

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

beer science

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

time to cry!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

yes, please

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas