Speed is relative

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

When I dip you dip we dip.

Fish are people, too, apparently.

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

Hello youtubes…

Photoshop for the celiac.

I approve of this body art.

Have you seen Paul Rudd’s face, though?

This is good news, IMO.

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

Be good to your gran.

Eat it and weep, loser

Beware the oil baron.

We never saw it coming…

It’s different, kid.