spoil yourself! It’s what your ancestors wanted
yes and yes
never has this felt more relevant than this year
that’s gonna be a big mess to clean up
well, at least he didn’t grow a tail
red shirt gonna red shirt
that’s not your neighbor…
monster ain’t eating me today!
it was a clean get away. lol
*emails office manager*
when a problem comes along, you must whippet
when art becomes real life…
there’s no way they didn’t get married
I told myself i wasn’t gonna cry today
It’s not easy, but it’s not impossible, either
The American Dream is alive and well.
This. I need this in my mouth.
What women see vs. what men see.
Life Lessons from Disney.
Join the conversation
Correct use of YOLO.
A Christian and an Atheist walk into a bar…
I wish I was a morning person.
Chicken Little’s worst nightmare.
…I love you.
I don’t like birthdays anymore…
The Psychology of Color.
How I feel about kids today.