Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

Vampire prevention burial in 17th century Poland with sickle across the throat. The sickles were intended to decapitate the dead if they tried to rise from the grave.

Oh, my. My apologies. I seem to have accidentally touche– BLGRBLGRBLGRAAAAAH

Jenna Coleman. Grade A Companion.

Doggo texts

One totally useless cat.

Why the Democrats lost the election

Had a Friendsgiving last night. I forgot I’m friends with wild animals

I don’t think you should laugh

Hank Hill on handling stress

30 day napping challange

Joe Biden Gives The Best Presents

You have some apologizing to do…

Just a little something to remember this black Friday

The Oxford comma

I’d run this race.