Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny
Vampire prevention burial in 17th century Poland with sickle across the throat. The sickles were intended to decapitate the dead if they tried to rise from the grave.
Oh, my. My apologies. I seem to have accidentally touche– BLGRBLGRBLGRAAAAAH
Jenna Coleman. Grade A Companion.
One totally useless cat.
Why the Democrats lost the election
Had a Friendsgiving last night. I forgot I’m friends with wild animals
I don’t think you should laugh
Hank Hill on handling stress
30 day napping challange
Joe Biden Gives The Best Presents
You have some apologizing to do…
Just a little something to remember this black Friday
The Oxford comma
I’d run this race.
time to eat a bug
would have been his favorite shop
Join the conversation
let him do his job!
not with that attidtude
just one more verse
fun with homphones
but look at that smile!
pee to play