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I can’t believe I’m a father now!

I can't believe I'm a father now!
just look around
just look around
is that a napkin on her head?
is that a napkin on her head?
don’t try it
don’t try it
good christian suburbs
good christian suburbs
looks like he could fit a few more in there
looks like he could fit a few more in there
you can if they’re toxic
you can if they’re toxic
not now, gary
not now, gary
she’s also allergic to humor
she’s also allergic to humor
never trust a man with a sweet baby rays book stop
never trust a man with a sweet baby rays book stop
I’m just gonna use the elevator
I’m just gonna use the elevator
i’m in!
i’m in!
as if af. did i do it right?
as if af. did i do it right?
she who denied it definitely supplied it
she who denied it definitely supplied it
crimes against food are punishable by death
crimes against food are punishable by death
the modern remake has nothing on the original
the modern remake has nothing on the original
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Join the conversation
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?