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The mighty reverse centaur!

The mighty reverse centaur!
Things I deal with.
Things I deal with.
Words.
Words.
Retirement plan?
Retirement plan?
Autographed copy!
Autographed copy!
Drugs are expensive.
Drugs are expensive.
Three types of rock.
Three types of rock.
Sing-a-long!
Sing-a-long!
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
How’d that work out for you?
How’d that work out for you?
Oh internets…
Oh internets…
Hurricane tips:
Hurricane tips:
Friends are like boobs.
Friends are like boobs.
Choosing a college major.
Choosing a college major.
How I sing Chop Suey.
How I sing Chop Suey.