Cats are scary good at murder.

Cats are scary good at murder.

the insurance mafia

the insurance mafia

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

turtle burglar

you’re*

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

inflatable baby prison

inflatable baby prison

reason #1 is pretty obvious

reason #1 is pretty obvious

every color means go to a cyclist

every color means go to a cyclist

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

all is not well in waffleville

all is not well in waffleville

this description is way too accurate

this description is way too accurate

the power rangers have very patient villains

the power rangers have very patient villains

google ain’t no snitch

google ain’t no snitch

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…