Cats are scary good at murder.
Carrying a Fellow Student With Muscular Dystrophy To Class
The age of screen time and measles.
The inventor of the Lava Lamp with his wife 
A whale lived for 130 years after being shot with a Victorian-era harpoon
It’s dangerous to Go without a bud.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Tools aren’t just for primates.
Harry with a zinger
James you’re a neat dude!
The NSA appreciates your updated metadata
Astray in the hay
Ineligable for dad joke status…