academic tortoise

academic tortoise

Talk about hey now.

Talk about hey now.

The FBI had a learning curve.

The FBI had a learning curve.

Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably.

Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably.

I can’t beliebe you’ve done this.

I can’t beliebe you’ve done this.

Plotting. Constantly plotting.

Plotting. Constantly plotting.

Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.

Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.

Maintain eye contact.

Maintain eye contact.

Beam me up, someone?

Beam me up, someone?

Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?

Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?

The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.

The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.

All your cherries are belong to me.

All your cherries are belong to me.

Elon is just phoning home.

Elon is just phoning home.

Common sense Karen has entered the chat.

Common sense Karen has entered the chat.

Heads up, y’all.

Heads up, y’all.

*2021 has entered the chat…*

*2021 has entered the chat…*