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Hold my beer…

Hold my beer...
How about we just stop?
How about we just stop?
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
When my crush tells me he’s single.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
When the power goes out…
When the power goes out…
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
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yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers
why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+you+laughing%2C+babe%3F
why aren’t you laughing, babe?
the+cdc
the cdc
then+he+cried
then he cried
Join the conversation
i%26%238217%3Bm+happier+now
i’m happier now
i+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem
i don’t see the problem
dish+hack
dish hack
there%26%238217%3Bs+only+a+little+blood
there’s only a little blood
delivery
delivery
spider+butt%2C+spider+butt%2C+does+whatever+a%26%238230%3B+you+get+it
spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it
there+goes+humanity
there goes humanity
if+only+she+knew
if only she knew