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An apple a day, and all that jazz.

An apple a day, and all that jazz.
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
Oh, you were at work?
Oh, you were at work?
Smart phones are making us antisocial.
Smart phones are making us antisocial.
We’re not so different, you and I
We’re not so different, you and I
Starting is Progress
Starting is Progress
Dayum gurl
Dayum gurl
Man’s best friend.
Man’s best friend.
The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.
The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.
Beat to the Punch.
Beat to the Punch.
What a non-bogus babe Betty is.
What a non-bogus babe Betty is.
Every time I go to Best Buy
Every time I go to Best Buy
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
Well now you’ve gone and done it..
Well now you’ve gone and done it..
Classic Tobias…
Classic Tobias…
1999+was+a+good+year+for+Google.
1999 was a good year for Google.
The+problem+with+being+a+fatalist%26%238230%3B
The problem with being a fatalist…
How+does+that+sounds+to+you%3F
How does that sounds to you?
I+would+watch+this+documentary.
I would watch this documentary.
Join the conversation
I+miss+the+rains+down+in%2C+Lubbock%26%238230%3B
I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
Burn+the+books%21
Burn the books!
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
A+keychain+that+chooses+your+lotto+numbers+for+you%26%238230%3B
A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…
Welcome+to+your+new+life%2C+Bradley.
Welcome to your new life, Bradley.
Dave+plays+on+a+different+level%26%238230%3B
Dave plays on a different level…