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Calm down Satan

Calm down Satan
Zombie “life”? Too much cardio
Zombie “life”? Too much cardio
next: spiritual awakening
next: spiritual awakening
not all heroes wear Wi-Fi
not all heroes wear Wi-Fi
that’s why it’s called fantasy
that’s why it’s called fantasy
words hit harder, apparently
words hit harder, apparently
hide and sock champion
hide and sock champion
This weather screams “unemployed”!
This weather screams “unemployed”!
Who knew turtles spark?
Who knew turtles spark?
your butt’s lost and confused
your butt’s lost and confused
no insults, just bird time
no insults, just bird time
chased girl, caught bread
chased girl, caught bread
My humor? 100% humerus
My humor? 100% humerus
I bring snacks, you bring property
I bring snacks, you bring property
are pants optional there too?
are pants optional there too?
Belgium grew overnight
Belgium grew overnight
Amen.
Amen.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+these.
I’m going to need some of these.
Did+you+do+something+different+with+your+hair%3F
Did you do something different with your hair?
This+boy+is+ugly.
This boy is ugly.
Join the conversation
Email+and+bacon.
Email and bacon.
Flying+sloth.
Flying sloth.
Chemistry+cat.
Chemistry cat.
Japanese+vending+machines.
Japanese vending machines.
Party+like+it%26%238217%3Bs+%2419.95.
Party like it’s $19.95.
Happy+shark+week%21
Happy shark week!
Hufflepuff%21
Hufflepuff!
I+said+sit%21%21%21
I said sit!!!