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The time to cook is now, bitch.

The time to cook is now, bitch.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
When troublesome bears work from home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Make post tortoises great again.
Make post tortoises great again.
The cake was always a lie.
The cake was always a lie.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
Let them eat.
Let them eat.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
I would listen to this man preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
NUNS ROLL OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
I+make+it+hail%26%238230%3B
I make it hail…
arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.
arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.
Hand+positions.
Hand positions.
Mom%26%238217%3Bs+not+in+the+kitchen%26%238230%3B
Mom’s not in the kitchen…
Join the conversation
Let+me+stop+you+right+there%26%238230%3B
Let me stop you right there…
Because+presents.
Because presents.
Need.
Need.
Learning+French.
Learning French.
Last+Christmas+sucked.
Last Christmas sucked.
Tiny+confessions.
Tiny confessions.
How+to+not+care.
How to not care.
Tea+caps.
Tea caps.