dramatic reading by 5 year old
use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face
text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up
peekaboo for adults
books are priceless treasures
how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you
mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense
that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger
the world is ready to see me at my worst
This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april
there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell
Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?
he can’t hear you!
luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog