HGTV shows these days.

Not at the moment, child…

Hold my beir…

Just out for a skate, North Ireland, circa 1972.

I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER

The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.

Gato is life.

Mennonites peeping another dimension.

*checks weather app*

To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.

It’s buck season at the retirement home!

Oh right, running water…

Provender is a gateway drug.

Canadian artillery is rather… phallic.

The secret ingredient is feet!

a-women oh lawdy.