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Words.

Words.
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office
the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore
looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore
unlimited power!!!!!!!!!
unlimited power!!!!!!!!!
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
oh no is an understatement
oh no is an understatement
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.
Join the conversation
Can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+them+with+the+salad%26%238230%3B
Can’t trust them with the salad…
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
Cowboy+mysticism+is+thriving.
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+me+%26%238211%3B+gato%2C+probably
it wasn’t me – gato, probably
Kids+love+pyramids%21
Kids love pyramids!
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…