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his marriage was work

his marriage was work
dead to rights
dead to rights
marriage gains
marriage gains
library care(d)s
library care(d)s
cat scarrier
cat scarrier
flex abilities
flex abilities
beckoning reckoning
beckoning reckoning
howl’s meowing cat’s hole
howl’s meowing cat’s hole
“there’s lots of asbestos in hell…”
“there’s lots of asbestos in hell…”
nil shill
nil shill
a birming passion
a birming passion
feeding frenzy
feeding frenzy
harvesting crop
harvesting crop
becoming the sauce boss
becoming the sauce boss
phone phinality
phone phinality
a fiddle of a riddle
a fiddle of a riddle
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
Join the conversation
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.