I halp, you win!

i live at the zoo now

it has stories to tell

yes, please

forever young

flying is like living in the wild west

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

never letting go

purr-fect

flipping the pick up line script

untitled klingon goose game

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

sea urchins love hats

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

there’s no way a home made this soup