puts on leotard instead

*puts on leotard instead*

Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.

Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.

B O L T all day.

B O L T all day.

Magnetic resonance image showing a mother and child’s bond. The image is of neuroscientist Rebecca Saxe kissing her two month old son.

Magnetic resonance image showing a mother and child’s bond. The image is of neuroscientist Rebecca Saxe kissing her two month old son.

We call him Rex.

We call him Rex.

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

WAIT A MINUTE!

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

In India a special polling station is set up every election for a lone voter in the middle of Gir Forest.

In India a special polling station is set up every election for a lone voter in the middle of Gir Forest.

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.