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text your ex!

text your ex!
he walked feetily
he walked feetily
in love with a frog
in love with a frog
my two desires
my two desires
can’t hide the truth
can’t hide the truth
vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…
vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…
how frankenstein should have ended
how frankenstein should have ended
send us thine asteroid
send us thine asteroid
front page news
front page news
we’re all just very well folded humans
we’re all just very well folded humans
they always tell you
they always tell you
tired of water
tired of water
megasota
megasota
this is why i stick to mario
this is why i stick to mario
TIL that coconuts self migrate
TIL that coconuts self migrate
energy drinks do not count
energy drinks do not count
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
Beware+the+riddling+Gorilla
Beware the riddling Gorilla
Cowboy+mysticism+is+thriving.
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
She+baby+birds+me.
She baby birds me.
Join the conversation
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
Can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+them+with+the+salad%26%238230%3B
Can’t trust them with the salad…
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…