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Tweet of the year…

Tweet of the year...
somebody once told me
somebody once told me
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
we all laugh together or no one laughs
we all laugh together or no one laughs
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
i’ll take the chicken
i’ll take the chicken
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
if you were curious
if you were curious
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
Oh+cosplay.
Oh cosplay.
Household+science+project.
Household science project.
How+a+dog%26%238217%3Bs+brain+works.
How a dog’s brain works.
Scumbag+Yoda.
Scumbag Yoda.
Join the conversation
Top+10+Last+Suppers.
Top 10 Last Suppers.
Do+me+a+favor.
Do me a favor.
I%26%238217%3Bll+just+be+a+stripper%26%238230%3B
I’ll just be a stripper…
Macro+photos+of+animal+eyes.
Macro photos of animal eyes.
Pup+holder.
Pup holder.
Sad+and+true.
Sad and true.
My+wife+is+pregnant.
My wife is pregnant.
A+man%26%238217%3Bs+handsomeness.
A man’s handsomeness.