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*goes golphing*

*goes golphing*
i would never leave this table
i would never leave this table
get vaxxed, be awesome
get vaxxed, be awesome
blame it on the sharks, i guess
blame it on the sharks, i guess
kinda looks like donkey from shrek
kinda looks like donkey from shrek
the rare fire breathing polar bear
the rare fire breathing polar bear
try another fry, give him fry fangs
try another fry, give him fry fangs
their master shall arrive shortly
their master shall arrive shortly
ban everything!
ban everything!
does the winner get a prize?
does the winner get a prize?
work doesn’t stop just because i need emergency surgery
work doesn’t stop just because i need emergency surgery
i would’ve assumed he was ex-military, too
i would’ve assumed he was ex-military, too
the next evolution of cat
the next evolution of cat
it was a holy corn dog
it was a holy corn dog
give it the blueprint
give it the blueprint
stop the download!
stop the download!
there+is+no+escape.+Only+zuul
there is no escape. Only zuul
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+buy+a+vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
Join the conversation
As+if+1-13+weren%26%238217%3Bt+impossible+enough%2C+wait+until+you+see+14%21
As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
Followed+directions+perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
Calmly+plotting+your+demise
Calmly plotting your demise
This+person+really+needs+to+play+Smash
This person really needs to play Smash
Needs+more+salt
Needs more salt
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
He+just+needs+to+find+his+perfect+pizza+match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match