If I drink one every morning, one day I’ll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.

If I drink one every morning, one day I'll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.

Anne Hathaway is hot.

Anne Hathaway is hot.

*insert sarcastic punctuation mark here*

*insert sarcastic punctuation mark here*

And what is this?

And what is this?

James! Do your thing!

James! Do your thing!

Tall bleps.

Shall we dance?

Shall we dance?

Run away! Run away!

Run away! Run away!

AirBnB we rented so nice the neighbors called the cops.

AirBnB we rented so nice the neighbors called the cops.

Seducing a classy woman.

Seducing a classy woman.

This is my kind of news.

This is my kind of news.

Draft of JFK TV speech in case he decided to attack Soviet missile sites & invade Cuba.

Draft of JFK TV speech in case he decided to attack Soviet missile sites & invade Cuba.

Fidgets gonna fidge

Fidgets gonna fidge

Nobody dared go near the tower….

Nobody dared go near the tower….

…and when you’re a star they let you do it

…and when you’re a star they let you do it

Do something nice for your feline friend today. -Don

Do something nice for your feline friend today. -Don