If I drink one every morning, one day I’ll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.

If I drink one every morning, one day I'll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.

Dad Joke Survivors

Dad Joke Survivors

This one day, at the restroom…

This one day, at the restroom…

Tattoos

Notice anything?

Notice anything?

How Men Buy Things

How Men Buy Things

Poor guy just wanted to sell his Mac, I think..

Poor guy just wanted to sell his Mac, I think..

And I said HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

And I said HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

I bought a book for you

I bought a book for you

Facebook name change gone wrong

Facebook name change gone wrong

They Nailed This Reenactment Quite Well

They Nailed This Reenactment Quite Well

My Very Catholic Mother Just Sent This To Me

My Very Catholic Mother Just Sent This To Me

Worth it

Getting a haircut :/

Getting a haircut :/

What Did One Orphan Say To The Other?

What Did One Orphan Say To The Other?

My morning pep talk

My morning pep talk