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crane marriage never ends in divorce

crane marriage never ends in divorce
Roommates are the würst.
Roommates are the würst.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
dam[m]it
dam[m]it
Nobody owes you a smile.
Nobody owes you a smile.
The Do’s and Do Not’s of Fencing
The Do’s and Do Not’s of Fencing
And you will never be able to delete it.
And you will never be able to delete it.
It would be California man…
It would be California man…
That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.
That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.
Let the games begin!
Let the games begin!
Fill’r up!
Fill’r up!
They’re illusions, Michael…
They’re illusions, Michael…
Gracias homie.
Gracias homie.