Hair chalk checks out.

Hair chalk checks out.

apparently ham curing class is a thig and honestly i kinda wanna go

apparently ham curing class is a thig and honestly i kinda wanna go

a lecture about cloning dinosaurs. where i have heard this before?

a lecture about cloning dinosaurs. where i have heard this before?

an absolutely epic playground originally built in 1973

an absolutely epic playground originally built in 1973

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

Emmanuel don’t it!!!

Emmanuel don’t it!!!

pet the fluffy cow and go for a ride

pet the fluffy cow and go for a ride

You know the thigh thing. you become one with the chair

You know the thigh thing. you become one with the chair

pot calling the kettle black

pot calling the kettle black

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

the reverse ugly duckling goat

the reverse ugly duckling goat

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

the next logical step for country songs about trucks

the next logical step for country songs about trucks

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway