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At least Tide pods won’t burn down your house.

At least Tide pods won't burn down your house.
it’s the intellectual thing to do
it’s the intellectual thing to do
god bless the usa
god bless the usa
it’s a competition
it’s a competition
the life of an octopus is wild
the life of an octopus is wild
fun fact
fun fact
sometimes dental is included
sometimes dental is included
there’s a glitch in the matrix
there’s a glitch in the matrix
and he’s very happy, too
and he’s very happy, too
he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class
he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class
two sides of the same coin
two sides of the same coin
so much for relaxing in hawaii
so much for relaxing in hawaii
the message, he missed it
the message, he missed it
the long con
the long con
turns out it wasn’t a miracle, just a hungry pup
turns out it wasn’t a miracle, just a hungry pup
i need a friend to give clever nickname to
i need a friend to give clever nickname to