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summoned the dadforce like Pokémon

always check your grammar
always check your grammar
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
time is money
time is money
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
stops for ducks, still wins gold
stops for ducks, still wins gold
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
he’s not small
he’s not small
roar
roar
smile+and+nod
smile and nod
humans+and+cheese.+we%26%238217%3Bre+not+that+different+if+your+really+think+about+it
humans and cheese. we’re not that different if your really think about it
mortal+mario+kart+kombat
mortal mario kart kombat
best+part+of+his+day
best part of his day
Join the conversation
very+important+midnight+task
very important midnight task
decided+to+type+%26%238220%3Bhelp+i+acc%26%238221%3B+in+google+and+this+is+what+i+got
decided to type “help i acc” in google and this is what i got
i%26%238217%3Bm+sure+this+exists+in+some+game+somewhere
i’m sure this exists in some game somewhere
celebrity+sighting
celebrity sighting
if+only+powerball+dreams+came+true
if only powerball dreams came true
gonna+sleep+so+good+i+go+back+in+time%21
gonna sleep so good i go back in time!
don%26%238217%3Bt+ask+him+if+he+wants+a+salad
don’t ask him if he wants a salad
%2Ain+growl+voice%2A+I%26%238217%3Bm+batcat
*in growl voice* I’m batcat