superman was anderson cooper all along

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

How could someone be so cruel

How could someone be so cruel

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!

this is the kind of art i want hanging on my walls

this is the kind of art i want hanging on my walls

houses have layers like onions

houses have layers like onions

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

you should have just bought snacks!

you should have just bought snacks!

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

where there’s no risk, there’s no reward – someone about to risk everything to eat a grilled cheese sandwich

where there’s no risk, there’s no reward – someone about to risk everything to eat a grilled cheese sandwich

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.