the only way to get the knots out
They had me on the first half…
You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.
Gotta catch ’em all?
Debt is weird.
Cry the entire river, see if I care…
How to make friends. A Guide.
Disney recycles it’s extras.
*stomps in Air Force Ones*
The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…
I can stand all day, actually.
Tigers also love Spooktober.
The moisture content of anger is too damn high.
Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…
Truth in advertising…
Long distance relationships suck
the snow man
Somewhere out there…
These lumberjacks are a little too sure of their work
Join the conversation
How the internet works.
I’m so hungry I could eat a wrench…
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
A mere flesh wound!
Spot the differences!
I don’t know a good alternative :/
Don’t let anyone tell you jet packs aren’t real.