swearing to care

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

his name was close enough

his name was close enough

houses have layers like onions

houses have layers like onions

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

you should have just bought snacks!

you should have just bought snacks!

michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

The identities of the most popular ghost kitchens revealed

The identities of the most popular ghost kitchens revealed

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

How could someone be so cruel

How could someone be so cruel

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin