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this is the kind of dad i want to be

this is the kind of dad i want to be
Sometimes pillows can help you go to sleep…
Sometimes pillows can help you go to sleep…
Like.
Like.
Ghost stories.
Ghost stories.
Billie Jean Venn Diagram.
Billie Jean Venn Diagram.
I’m pregnant.
I’m pregnant.
Genius.
Genius.
Kidnapped again…
Kidnapped again…
How to stay married.
How to stay married.
Hypochondriac camel.
Hypochondriac camel.
That’s so meta.
That’s so meta.
Help!
Help!
Awareness test.
Awareness test.
Fencing.
Fencing.
Just some numbers.
Just some numbers.
It’s a matter of perspective.
It’s a matter of perspective.
%2Aprepares+pokeball%26%238230%3B%2A
*prepares pokeball…*
This+horse+will+evaluate+your+soul%2C+for+a+fee.
This horse will evaluate your soul, for a fee.
Search+in+your+heart%2C+the+answer+will+manifest.
Search in your heart, the answer will manifest.
I+support+animal+game+testing.
I support animal game testing.
Join the conversation
When+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+stop+checking+out+your+significant+udder%26%238230%3B
When you can’t stop checking out your significant udder…
Well+played%2C+Mr.+Jutt.+Well+played.
Well played, Mr. Jutt. Well played.
FEED+ME%2C+SEYMOUR%21
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
Clippy+for+internet+forums%21
Clippy for internet forums!
You+weren%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+do+that%26%238230%3B
You weren’t supposed to do that…
The+transformation+you+needed%26%238230%3B
The transformation you needed…
Device+fatigue+is+real.
Device fatigue is real.
You+really+gotta+commit+to+it%26%238230%3B
You really gotta commit to it…