clark kent – click bait artist
up? down? sideways
It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account
this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point
this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty
you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!
Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together
what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?
the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive
Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?
and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist
owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen
how not to tell someone their std test results
write the next line of this story
undeniable facts about kevin lasagna
you will pay for your betrayal