clark kent – click bait artist

up? down? sideways

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

how not to tell someone their std test results

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undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

you will pay for your betrayal