Begin by slamming your fists on the podium…

Begin by slamming your fists on the podium...

summer in portland

summer in portland

the bird had a right to privacy

the bird had a right to privacy

it’s his kitten now

it’s his kitten now

the attention to detail is incredible

the attention to detail is incredible

you can do it, max!

you can do it, max!

he almost got away with it

he almost got away with it

wise words

i’d turn on the human race, too

i’d turn on the human race, too

this is an actual prison in Denmark

this is an actual prison in Denmark

worth being hated for the free fries

worth being hated for the free fries

what about pork?

what about pork?

was it worth the wait?

was it worth the wait?

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

holy crap

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?