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I would read this book.

I would read this book.

This is a win win, win situation.

This is a win win, win situation.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

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Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

This sums up the problem nicely.

This sums up the problem nicely.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

We call it the toe crusher.

We call it the toe crusher.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Look for the helpers.

Look for the helpers.

To cucumber is to human.

To cucumber is to human.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.