Classy lady…

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

spitting venom

i should have texted instead

always gotta stop to pet cats

yes, please

beer science

send dudes, not nudes

time to cry!

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

such a misunderstood creature

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

how is this not already a thing???

what every kid wants for christmas

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious