i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
i should have texted instead
always gotta stop to pet cats
send dudes, not nudes
time to cry!
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
such a misunderstood creature
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
how is this not already a thing???
what every kid wants for christmas
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
Helping can be hard.
As a wedding photographer…
My buddy made the coolest Risk game board.
Brazilian kid collects his tears for thirsty Germans.
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Turning a bus into an RV
You tried, mom…
You tell’em Mr. President…
Steve is the man.
When your kids are born.
Walking through a cemetery when all of a sudden…