Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.

Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.

I’ve arrived.

I’ve arrived.

There’s no telling how long he was in there

There’s no telling how long he was in there

Pure Structured Water

Pure Structured Water

Game on!

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

I’m working with idiots

I’m working with idiots

Storm in Moscow

Storm in Moscow

Suck it

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

Kenneth, a word?

Kenneth, a word?

The perfect crime!

The perfect crime!

Dude. Not cool.

Dude. Not cool.