tbf, that’s like 33% of my days, now

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

miracle dog

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

and now so do i

and now so do i

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

you know the move

you know the move

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today