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Teaching a stranger how to tie a tie on the subway

Teaching a stranger how to tie a tie on the subway
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
Gets me every time…
Gets me every time…
Let the journalists journal.
Let the journalists journal.
Cowboys like us.
Cowboys like us.
Elmo need a tickle?
Elmo need a tickle?
Ban teleprompters!
Ban teleprompters!
People called Brad have it easy.
People called Brad have it easy.
*grabs industrial strength Nair*
*grabs industrial strength Nair*
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
She mad.
She mad.
Today was a pretty good day.
Today was a pretty good day.
The vampires are doing science.
The vampires are doing science.
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
Words.
Words.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.