Cats are disgusting jerks.
Classically painted celebrities.
Who named them killer whales?
Using your neighbors WIFI.
Conversations with my two year old.
What one million dollars looks like.
She used to use a basketball as legs.
Banpo Bridge, Seoul, South Korea (the good Korea)
What kind of Asian are you?
A wolf on your noggin.
I don’t see race.
So you’re saying there’s a chance!?
This year is going to be so lit.
Here’s yer sign…
Join the conversation
Big Bird has a Mexican counterpart named Abelardo from the programme SÃ©samo
When your neighbors are carnivores…
Ban purple face…
Taste The Wheelchair
The ducks are sacrilegious, lately.
Something that would have been good to know YESTERDAY…
I eat. I enjoy.
You can’t blow this Fire out.