Pirates are equal opportunity employers.

Pirates are equal opportunity employers.

if only they could have predicted the future

if only they could have predicted the future

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

not a terrible idea, honestly

not a terrible idea, honestly

food has always been art

food has always been art

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

i didn’t want to laugh, but then i laughed

i didn’t want to laugh, but then i laughed

let freedom ring

let freedom ring

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

i need this movie now

i need this movie now