Surprise of a lifetime.
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
fine, i’ll do it myself!
i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way
his name was close enough
a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?
let’s hear about your love lives via literature!
was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?
don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal
is there no end to their destruction?
you should have just bought snacks!
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
Was the present the mat?
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
unclip and flip
Join the conversation
I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
leave me alone
taco bell gets me
don’t leave steve hanging
quick, someone call cupid
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse