I could throw down.
Cats keep it pretty simple…
Use the black arts wisely.
Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.
People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.
Friendly reminder to move on.
We don’t need a vaccine for this one…
C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.
DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons
Good riddance, John.
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.
Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.
Begin by slamming your fists on the podium…