I could throw down.

Recycling 2020…

Cats keep it pretty simple…

Cheap entertainment!

Use the black arts wisely.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

Friendly reminder to move on.

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

Good riddance, John.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Begin by slamming your fists on the podium…