the right for clouds to bare arms
no one knows what happened to it
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
his resume was stellar
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
i’d be speeding too
you were the cheesen one!
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
someone check in on halloween
Listten to the live album…
Good guy Bon Jovi.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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That paint job is bad, and you should feel bad.
Through the wardrobe!
I suck at picking up girls…
Awesome bookstore is awesome.
Spiral Wine Cellar is cool.
Dis my friend!