that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

mmm butts

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory original cast

Opening The Cookie Jar

Nuisance body parts

Ear earrings and finger rings.

My spirit animal, the mighty sloth

Thanks, Obama.

The thing about being tall…

Sea puppers.

Accurate

That’s sexist!

Never trust a cat on drugs

If only nature could provide some packaging for oranges so that we didn’t have to waste plastic.

Rack em up.

I am the one with the force