that makes sense i think

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

justice served

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

Is this true?

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office