that small dog has a big tail

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

mind blown

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

justice served