that’s just not pawssible, human

be your own worst enemy

be your own worst enemy

jurassic park holiday special

jurassic park holiday special

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

the more you drink, the more political you get

the more you drink, the more political you get

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

the simple dog life

the simple dog life

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there’s a reason fans follow my page

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

the dream life

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens